The Post About Born in 1931
This post is audience-specific. The following are my reactions to tonight's Lost episode "Follow the Leader." Again, these are the things I said outloud in my living room while I watched the show by my lonesome:
**Producers - Thanks for making me relive the loss of my dear Daniel.
**Do you think it hurts more to be shot or hit with a gun while its riding by on a horse and then kicked? Jack - your thoughts?
**Jack. Clearly, the bump on your face is making you less attractive. As are the words coming out of that bloody face.
**Seems like Stewart is compensating for some hair loss by roughin' up Jim.
**The prove-you're-not-from-future conversation between Hugo and Dr. Chang made my insides jiggle.
**It's always nice to run into yourself in the jungle.
**Who doesn't need an Iraqi assassin in their corner?
**Quote Break: Richard: "I'm starting to think John Locke is going to be trouble." Ben: "Why'd you think I tried to kill him?"
**Who knew a love triangle could fit as snug as a bug in a sub?
**I could almost hear them humming "We're off to see the wizard..." And then we will kill him.
Preview: SEASON FINALE. I'm having a lil' shindig in honor of the event at my casa. Dharma rations for everyone...
(image: Entertainment Weekly)