I'm a huge believer that animals are animals and humans are human. I know this isn't a revolutionary idea, but in my scenario - only one gets to wear clothes.
This is not okay. God called us to have dominion over the animals, not torment them. So you didn't make cheerleader in high school. Move on.
As for food - all bets are off. It should always look like humans.
Creepy, yet tasty. See more food art here.
Do all dogs go to heaven? If so, should we get them ready in fancy pants?