I'll admit it again. I really love Star Wars. There's a particularly warm and fuzzy spot in my heart for the black, yet white Sith lord who was simply misunderstood. This may be due in part to the plastic Darth Vader head my older brother had that held all of his action figures. I coveted it like my neighbor's manservant (Exodus 20:17).
In honor of the one who put the "Daddy" in "Daddy Issues":
Artist Adam McCauley imagines the other paths that might have been available to the Empire leader had his choices been different. I personally prefer "Barth" - nudity notwithstanding.