The Post About Confessions of a Drooler
These make my mouth water.
And when my mouth waters, it's an event.
You see, I produce more than the average saliva. My dentist noticed it back in the day since he couldn't get to my molars for the ocean in my mouth.
I was embarrassed.
He kindly pointed out that the more saliva you have, the less cavities you have since that river washes the sugar away. My brain processed that as "Eat all the candy you want."
And I do.
I'm also the go-to for envelope licking and choking on one's own spit while listening intently to a Sunday sermon.
How is it possible that I'm not married?
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