This social network falls into one of the categories for most folks:
A. What's Twitter?
B. Who has time for Twitter?
C. I'm on Twitter but I don't really get what's so great about it.
D. Twitter is great and I know why.
E. I am obsessed with Twitter enough to move inside it if that was an option.
I fall gingerly between D and E.
To love it more, consider reviewing my Twitter High Fives and Down Lows.
In yesterday's Rabbit Recommends post for April-ish, I failed to highlight my favorite tweets from the past month-ish.
These are all worthy of clicking the follow button.
If I had a nickel for every time Olivia Pope said, “no, stop, don’t” and the President touched anyway I’d have enough to buy a rape whistle.
— Ellie Ann (@elliesoderstrom) March 7, 2014
I love the unfollow button on FB. It's like saying "I want to be your friend. I just don't want to listen to any of the crap you say."
— Holly Hrywnak (@thecommonqueen) March 7, 2014
Does it make me an alcoholic that I am waiting in line an extra 5 minutes in order to buy beer at noon?
— Julie Luker (@Judeable09) March 9, 2014
Did our pastor a solid by shouting out "Mr. Carson" when he got stuck on the Downton's butler's name. Watching TV pays off, kids.
— Jennifer VanderMolen (@jennifervm) March 9, 2014
#NewSATQuestions
Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she?
a.) 100% done
b.) 300% done
c.) SO done
d.) She can't even
— New SAT Questions (@TheSATQuestion) March 15, 2014
I had 5 shots of espresso and now I can see sounds.
— Brian McKenney (@brianmckenney) March 20, 2014
Holland's version of "Angel Armies":
I know who goes before me
I know who stands behind
The God of enchiladas
Is always by my side.
— Erin Moon (@erinhmoon) March 21, 2014
We live in a country where people eat “massaged kale salad” in case you’re wondering why Putin doesn’t care what we think of his actions.
— Tiffany Dorrin Olsen (@NotThatOlsen) March 25, 2014
The way we love people we disagree with is the best evidence of what we really believe.
— Bob Goff (@bobgoff) March 29, 2014
At any given moment 17% of librarians are wearing something they knitted
— Fake Library Stats (@FakeLibStats) March 29, 2014
My parents call me The Sequel, because every time they see me they're disappointed.
— Tyler Tarver (@tylertarver) April 14, 2014
Me: Girls, listen to that bird. What kind do you think it is?
H: Probably an eagle. A war eagle.
P: Or a roll tide.
Growing up Southern.
— Ruthie (@bogueandweejer) April 14, 2014
"It's behind the couch."
How the 4YO gives hot and cold clues.
— Jan Moyer (@moyermama) April 20, 2014
Blog reader @Gbushmomma uses my cleaning ladies’ note to me as her home screen background on her phone. I’m dying. pic.twitter.com/YJWbBh50Be
— Katherine H (@grass_stains) April 24, 2014
"I am not a racist." - racists
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 24, 2014
You can also follow me on Twitter: @jamiesrabbits.
Who should I make sure I'm following on Twitter?
