Here are just a few of my morning problems I need help solving:
1. How do you get rid of that dried up goopy that gets stuck in the lotion dispenser and causes the moisturizer to eventually shoot across the bathroom like a bottle rocket?
2. How do I communicate to CNBC it's time to hire guys who are at least half as pretty as the women who try to explain finance to me in Today Show segments? (Melissa Lee vs. Jim Cramer?) They're lucky I now find Matt Lauer uber-attractive after this picture surfaced:
3. How do I determine the exact amount of cereal and milk to combine in each spoonful so I finish without an excess of either?
These are my AM crises. Solutions? Your own issues?