The Post About Sunrise Frustrations

Here are just a few of my morning problems I need help solving:

1. How do you get rid of that dried up goopy that gets stuck in the lotion dispenser and causes the moisturizer to eventually shoot across the bathroom like a bottle rocket?

2. How do I communicate to CNBC it's time to hire guys who are at least half as pretty as the women who try to explain finance to me in Today Show segments? (Melissa Lee vs. Jim Cramer?) They're lucky I now find Matt Lauer uber-attractive after this picture surfaced:

3. How do I determine the exact amount of cereal and milk to combine in each spoonful so I finish without an excess of either?

These are my AM crises. Solutions? Your own issues?


  1. Jamie,

    Here are some answers

    1. clean out with finger nail and toilet paper

    2. Don't watch CNBC I know your Pro Obama but FOX has a good looking morning crew

    3. Your on your own with the cereal issue, either eat oatmeal or drink the milk from the bowl after finished, thats what I do

  2. I honestly can't tell if you're joking about the Matt Lauer thing or not - and I have to say - that kind of scares me.

    I don't have any A.M. issues as of late - considering my eyes don't usually open to the world until close to noon.

    My muse appears at 2PM on Studio B.

  3. 1. Use a toothpick.
    2. One of the irrefutable laws of nature is no one wants to see an ugly woman on TV. We tolerate ugly men. There are more of us. By the way I am really digging on the shirtless pick of Lauer. My next blog post is going to feature Jessica Alba in a bikini. That is always a good idea. Sinner.

  4. I don't want to just get rid of the goopy after the fact - I want to PREVENT the goopy - solve!

    CB: If Steve and Brian were my voiceovers while putting on mascara, I might gauge out my eye.

    S: If you like Shephard, then I can like Matt.

    J: According to the Census Bureau, the US population is 50.9% female. Ergo - more sassy-looking men required.

  5. Well, Jamie, if there are a higher pecentage of women, there's a higher percentage of attractive women, too.

    Also, I find it easier to listen to an attractive woman who has no idea what she's talking about than an attractive dude who has no idea what he's talking about.

  6. There is no preventative method for goopy. I think Matt Lauer is attractive too. I think that means we are officially middle aged or something. Lol. I was born middle aged though.

  7. Matt Lauer is an attractive man, but only with clothes on. Cover it up Matt, no one wants to see that.

  8. Put your hand over the nozzle.


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