This post is audience-specific. The following are my reactions to tonight's Lost episode "The Variable." My friend Caryann suggested I clarify that by "reactions" I mean these are the things I said outloud in my living room while I watched the show alone.
**Creepy....Mrs. Faraday. Apparently, mother and son aren't on the same page.
**Hi lil' Daniel rain man.
**Quote Break: Daniel - "I'm from the future."
**I think the hair stylists on this show have given up hope.
**Quote Break: Sawyer (to Daniel)- "Welcome to the meeting twitchy."
**Don't flirt with freckles when the car mechanic is sitting so close.
**When Daniel is talking to Charlotte, it seems like he should be offering her candy outside his creeper van.
**Time travel makes my brain hurt. Even when they explain it.
**Quote Break: "I just got shot by a physicist."
**SHUT UP!!!!! More Daddy issues. No surprise there.
**NO!!!! I just got you back.
Preview: Jack gets to be hero. As it should be.
SIDEBAR: Henry Ian Cusick, the actor who plays Desmond, is being sued by an ABC employee for sexual harassment. He also played Jesus in the Gospel of John. FYI Henry: Jesus does not make it to second base.