The Post About Catching Up Via Twitter

How's about we catch up from the holidays?

I spent two solid weeks reading books, eating Mom's peanut butter fudge, and watching really crappy TV.

It was divine.

During the break, I tried to stay connected to the Internet...you know...because I have an addiction to social media.

First step, right?

Here are a selection of my tweets and a little writer's commentary.

I wish the word “embarrassing” had two of every letter so I could spell it right on the first try.
— Jamie Golden (@JamiesRabbits) January 3, 2013

Do you have those words you just cannot spell? This is mine. There's also "accommodate." Double consonants are my nemesis. What are your spelling enemies?

My favorite part of winter is not living above the Mason-Dixon.
— Jamie Golden (@JamiesRabbits) January 4, 2013

I want to love scarves and fuzzy socks and snow. But I've realized I have about a 4 day tolerance for winter. And that's really only if I'm planted at a ski resort. Do you fancy the cold?

Does Insanity sell a DVD workout to help you look like a “Before?”
— Jamie Golden (@JamiesRabbits) January 5, 2013

Remember how I told you once I spent Christmas and New Year's watching crappy television? It included infomercials. I mean...all of them. "Insanity" is the worst. I look at the before pictures of the women and think "What's the problem?" Have you ever bought something from an infomercial?

My fairy godmothering today reminded me being a parent is easy. As long as you have plenty of cash, gadgets & only do it 4 hrs a month.
— Jamie Golden (@JamiesRabbits) January 6, 2013

I babysat my godsons who are 8 and 6. Moms of boys - how do you go to the bathroom when you're in public? I finally waited for a stranger in a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts to seem pleasant enough to watch them so I could pee. Was that not right?

There are really no limits to what I can accomplish when there are other things I'm supposed to be doing.
— Jamie Golden (@JamiesRabbits) January 6, 2013

Surviving ADD...one day at a time. 

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