The Post About Stepping Out On You

Six weeks after my naked drunk driver encounter and I'm boot-free. I still limp like an old man with style but a few more weeks of physical therapy and I should be running 5Ks again.

No.

I had the following exchange with my Colombian orthopedic doctor.

Me: What shoes can I wear now?
Doc: You could wear Crocs?
Me: Your Mom could wear Crocs.

This banter falls flat when your medical professional speaks English as a second language.

During my blogging hiatus, I've been working on two podcast projects.

Golden Moon Buffet:  
Erin Moon and I are serving up a weekly all-you-can-eat buffet of pop culture goodness on the Xtra Bacon network.

Episode 2:

• Reese Witherspoon: An American Citizen on American Soil
• Movies You Quote Like You Got Paid To Write Them
• Celebrities You Should Follow on Social Media and In The Airport If That Works Out

Episode 3:  

• American Vs. British Pop Culture. Who would aliens take with them?
• Books That Failed To Live Up To The Movie. Our apologies to Stephen King
• Erin and Jamie Have Guilty Pleasures. And they’re humiliating.

Update: Episode 4:

• Marathons: The Kind with Stretchy Pants and Snack Foods
• Maxim Hot 100: Congratulations to Hoda Kotb
• Social Media Pet Peeves: We see your E-Card Picture and Raise You A Kid’s Poop

A new Golden Moon Buffet episode every Wednesday. Subscribe on iTunes here.

The Bachelorette: 
Knox McCoy and I are at it again.

Episode 1: Preview of the first 13 contestants vying for Desiree's heart. I will support whoever can get her to grow her bangs back. I'm thinking Juan Pablo.

A new Bachelorette podcast episode every week. Subscribe on iTunes here.

Winners:  
You're all winners. But only two won the giveaway I hosted. Congrats to Noel D. and Candace D. Email me at jamiesrabbits@gmail.com to collect your bounty!

Winner-To-Be:  
My Bachelorette podcast partner Knox is hosting a giveaway for a $50 Amazon gift card. Easy peasy entries accepted here.