Today, I directed a wedding.
A beautiful bride. A gorgeous venue. And a mashed potato bar with TWELVE toppings.
However, leading an event like this isn't all flower arranging and cueing the violinist.
At one point, I had to tell a groomsman: "If you smoke that joint in this processional, I will cut you. And by 'cut you,' I mean I will find a dull knife and stick it in your neck."
What's your best wedding story?
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