Swedish Fish
Swim back to your Scandinavian homeland - you disgusting red concoction. Also, the tagline to this unfortunate candy is "A friend you can eat." Umm...what?
Swim back to your Scandinavian homeland - you disgusting red concoction. Also, the tagline to this unfortunate candy is "A friend you can eat." Umm...what?
Smarties 
I am always surprised by how many people love smarties. Especially since they taste like chalk. It is the poor-man's sweet tart and I choose to live rich.
I am always surprised by how many people love smarties. Especially since they taste like chalk. It is the poor-man's sweet tart and I choose to live rich.
Tootsie Rolls 
This is not chocolate. You can tell yourself it is. But you should check your pants, because they are probably on fire.
This is not chocolate. You can tell yourself it is. But you should check your pants, because they are probably on fire.
Peanut Butter Wax Candy 
You know these, right? The chewy and what seemed to be expired candy in the wax wrappers. I Googled and could not find a name for them because the creator of this nasty treat is that ashamed.
You know these, right? The chewy and what seemed to be expired candy in the wax wrappers. I Googled and could not find a name for them because the creator of this nasty treat is that ashamed.
Pennies
Technically not a candy, but I don't even like to find these in my couch. There is a reason the saying is "turn up like a bad penny." Because pennies are bad.
Honorable Mention
Apples with razorblades in them. Actually, apples without razorblades stink too.
What do you hate to find in the bottom of your halloween bag?
The worst thing at the bottom of the trick-or-treat bag, is finding the actual bottom of the bag. :o)
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That is so, so sad...I like Swedish Fish and Smarties and I love tootsie rolls and that peanut butter "wax" candy (I don't think it tastes like wax!). Oh, and I don't think I've ever found pennies in the bottom of my halloween bag. What I used to HATE though were any type of wax anything...wax lips, wax teeth, whatever else wax you can think of...besides peanut butter "wax" candy ;)
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