The Post About the Tapeworm Romance

While purchasing a book to read on the plane back from California, we found this:
It's a legitimate Harlequin Romance novel - with a baby dressed as an adult on the cover. The man is supposedly Donovan Tolley - whom Babel Fish told me was a multimillionaire "tapeworm." Seriously.

The title is "Amor Concertada" which translates "Reached Love." How about no more reaching?

Note: I am a mandatory reporter of child abuse.