The Post About My Noodle

"Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!" Stuart, So I Married an Axe Murderer

One time, my friend Joseph and I decided to measure our heads to see who had the biggest noggin. Since we only had a yard stick, we wrapped paper towels around our head and then measured the sheets needed to cover the circumference. Luckily, his upstairs was 2 inches larger. Unfortunately, he's 11 inches taller than me and HE'S A MAN.

I read once that Rebecca Romijn (I miss the Stamos) had a 22" waist at the height of her modeling career. This means I would be unable to pull her pants over my head. I don't know when it would be necessary to complete this task, but it wouldn't matter. It would be physically impossible.

Note: This post is an attempt to assist any readers struggling with jamie-jealousy.


  1. You do have a really big head. But at least it's cute.

  2. And it does appear to have a regular shape. At least as far as can been seen what with all multi-hued lock covering it.

  3. omg, this had my crying I was laughing so hard. Now, I have "head, move!" stuck in my "hopefully moderate sized" head.

  4. C: I will take any compliment I can get...

    J: If I let my hair go gray, it would only appear larger.

    P: This type of comment is always my goal...Thank you Pixie!

  5. Maybe your head is large because you have a big huge superbrain (and it will not be stopped in its quest for World Domination!!)

    (p.s. I just measured mine. It's 21")

    I love that scene from Axe Murderer. We often use the phrase "huge heed."

  6. Where were the two of you measuring from?

  7. p-b: I am now subscribing to the world domination theory. Thank you.

    B: We were in his living room.

  8. LOL - I feel your pain. I have a huge head too!! Fortunately I'm evened out because I married a huge headed man. Unfortunately, that means that our daughter's head is gargantuan. Literally off the growth charts.

    Welcome to Alabama Bloggers!!

  9. R: Hehe. I'd like to see your off-the-charts kid!

  10. I could (barely) fit her pants on my head. Not that I plan to, but it's good information to know, anyhow.


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