Phone conversation from last night:
Caryann: The guy who delivered my washer and dryer was great.
Me: Was he cute?
Caryann: I guess so - for a young married guy.
Me: Wait...what is up with me being overly attracted to blue collar guys?
Caryann: I don't know.
Me: I need someone with an income.
Caryann: You just need...someone.