And on the hips.
But let me should you what I'm not tempted by this week:
--previously posted October 28, 2008--
Trick-or-treating is not for the faint of heart. Great risks of embarrassment and dog attacks and neighbors refusing to open the door do not always reap great rewards. Here are what I believe to be the worst deposits to your pumpkin...
Swim back to your Scandinavian homeland - you disgusting red concoction. Also, the tagline to this unfortunate candy is "A friend you can eat." Umm...what?
I am always surprised by how many people love smarties. Especially since they taste like chalk. It is the poor-man's sweet tart and I choose to live rich.
This is not chocolate. You can tell yourself it is. But you should check your pants, because they are probably on fire.
Peanut Butter Wax Candy
You know these, right? The chewy and what seemed to be expired candy in the wax wrappers. I Googled and could not find a name for them because the creator of this nasty treat is that ashamed.
Technically not a candy, but I don't even like to find these in my couch. There is a reason the saying is "turn up like a bad penny." Because pennies are bad.
Apples with razorblades in them. Actually, apples without razorblades stink too.
What do you hate to find in the bottom of your Halloween bag?