Actually, I address a few issues before that:
- How many apps can I open on Bugs before the snooze alarm starts nagging?
- Should I watch Matt Lauer or Zack Morris?
- Will dry shampoo help this blowout make it one more day?
And I love breakfast.
In the immortal words of Curtis James Jackson III, I love it like a fat kid loves cake. Which, by the way, is a great choice for the early AM.
I generally choose between cereal, bagels, frozen waffles, or pizza rolls.
The first option is the real challenge.
Do I make the good choice and pour the 1% on something infused with 37 vitamins and includes chewy bits that improve my intestinal fortitude? Or is the equivalent to a Snickers bar floating in a glass of milk my choice?
Let's just say my diabetes diagnosis is pending.
If you need some assistance finding your way through the cereal box maze, let TopCultured's flowchart be your guide.
What's your cereal of choice?