The Post About The Ghetto iPhone
This is a transcript of a conversation between me and my friend Patrick. He is renown for his great style, excellent taste in food, and his ability to spend money hand over fist.
Patrick: I got my tax refund so I'm going to buy an iPhone. Should I get the 16GB or 32GB?
Me: You should really think about waiting since the new iPhone leaked and may be out this summer. You'd just have to buy another one then.
Patrick: I don't need a camera in the front and all that - I want to buy it today.
Me: But won't you feel bad when we're all sportin' the latest and greatest iPhone and you're stuck with a ghetto version?
Patrick: I already have the ghetto version of an iPhone. It's called a Blackberry.