I'm boarding a plane to Amarillo right this second.
So I can hop in a Honda and drive back to Birmingham.
There will be stops in Oklahoma City, Little Rock, Memphis, and Nashville. And anywhere else boasting the biggest ball of twine or boiled peanuts.
This quick trip is thanks to my friend Caryann moving from California to Tennessee for new employment. I will be in the passenger seat for just under 1000 miles. We'll be staying with her family along the way.
How did she bribe me?
With good Pez.
And Pez from the dark side.
She threw in some advice for good measure.
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