The Post About Random Rabbits

1. My friend Cadie retrieved this note from a 5th grader in her class this week. Is it embarrassing I may have had a similar exchange with a former boyfriend? And not when I was 11? To the girl named Madison or Ashleigh who was the intended recipient of this valentine, here's a heads up. It may take 20 years to learn the most valuable of love lessons, but one day you will realize you shouldn't go back to your ex. YOU CANNOT CHANGE HIM.

2. How do I know I'm aging fast? I love Frontline on PBS. So much. I woke up on Tuesday with a morning-after feeling and I hadn't done anything the night before. Once this week, I was talking to someone on the phone and asked them to "hold on" while I looked for my iPhone. I watched Justin Bieber: Never Say Never and discovered his mom and I were born in the same year.

3. My new online dating profile biography:

"I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching “Lost.” And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed - like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want."

- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

P.S. This blog is actually my online dating profile biography. It clearly needs tweaking.

4. Expanded Tweet of the Week: "1-Click Buying" is the antichrist. At least I'll have a nice array of music & Amazon boxes when I'm homeless. Now I know why Amazon may be willing to lose money on each Kindle they sell. They depend heavily on the impulsive nature of customers like me. E-book bundle on sale...I'm reading. Coffee grinder at half price...I'm drinking. Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk for $19.98...I'm wrecking my car.

Speaking of reading... We have a rabbit winner in the Kindle Giveaway:

The winner is Molly Graham who won for following me on Facebook, BUT she had the following to say about her favorite book: My current favorite book is Mountains Beyond Mountains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, A Man Who Would Cure the World by Tracy Kidder.

Congrats Molly! Email me at jamiesrabbits@gmail.com to collect your bounty!

{image: Cadie Frazier}