1.25.2010

The Post About a Cashier and His Poor Choice in Women

Red Velvety Cheesecake - 23/365
This weekend, I met and fell in love with this Red Velvet Cheesecake from
The Cheesecake Factory. Sidebar: I ate it for breakfast the next morning.

Before arriving at The Factory, I stopped to buy some reading material at Books-A-Million.

Because my
shelves could really use more books. I have a problem.

As I made my way to the front with three new publications, an adorable cashier in his early twenties came to check me out.

Here's a transcript of our conversation:

Faux-hawk:
Hi. How are you?

Me:
Great! How are you?

Faux-hawk:
Umm... Well... I'd be lying if I said I was okay.

INSIDE JAMIE:
When I asked "How are you?" dude - that was actually rhetorical.

Me:
Is everything okay?
(shoving books closer to his register.)

Faux-hawk:
Umm... no... It's women.


INSIDE JAMIE: Ugh. There's cheesecake waiting to marry me.


Me:
Well, we can be tough on guys.

Faux-hawk: My girlfriend broke up with me.


INSIDE JAMIE: Ring it up. Ring it up. Ring it up. Do it now.


Me:
That's too bad.


Faux-hawk:
I really loved her.


INSIDE JAMIE: Just nod sadly. And shake your keys.


Faux-hawk:
She's a lesbian.

Me:
Alrighty, then.


{image: Jamie - part of my Project 365. All previous photos can be found at Flickr.}

7 comments:

  1. Really?

    That's a lot of information of an unnecessary variety. Obviously - the guy had it coming.

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  2. S: Really. It was too much for a such a quick shopping trip.

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  3. Hmmmm, he might be a lesbian also since sharing that much information is strictly a female kinda thing! :-)

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  4. I don't really have a comment for the conversation except for "Wow" but that cheesecake looks amazing!!

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  5. BR: If only he were a girl lesbian, then it might have worked out between him and her.

    C: It was really divine...

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  6. O: I feel the same way about cheesecake.

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