Character Recap: Caryann is one of my closest friends who works for a record label in Nashville.
Me: If I don't have a boyfriend by October 7, you should drive here and go to The Civil Wars show at the Alabama Theatre with me.
Caryann: Okay. I should go ahead and put it on my calendar.
Me: Shut it.
Caryann: You work with women and go to church with the elderly. I'm just being reasonable.
Caryann: If I want a boyfriend whom I don't outweigh and doesn't question his sexuality, my pickin's are slim too.
Me: Great. We can share an apartment at the retirement complex and découpage things with our cats.