The Post About Sarcasm as a Love Language

Heart SprinkleTranscript of recent text conversation between me and Caryann.  

Character Recap: Caryann is one of my closest friends who works for a record label in Nashville.

Me: If I don't have a boyfriend by October 7, you should drive here and go to The Civil Wars show at the Alabama Theatre with me.

Caryann: Okay. I should go ahead and put it on my calendar.

Me: Shut it.

Caryann: You work with women and go to church with the elderly. I'm just being reasonable.

Me: Fooey.

Caryann: If I want a boyfriend whom I don't outweigh and doesn't question his sexuality, my pickin's are slim too.

Me: Great. We can share an apartment at the retirement complex and découpage things with our cats.

{image: Jamie}


  1. "découpage" - even the word is hilarious. :-) It sounds so elegant. ;-)

  2. I think when you do it with 6 cats at age 78 that it loses some of its elegance.

  3. All I can say is I hear ya. And I will visit with Modge Podge and scrapbooking paper. And food.

  4. Brevity is indeed the soul of wit. My only regret is that someone else commented on your use of "...decoupage..." before I got the chance....

  5. How the heck did you get that accent thingey over the "e".....

  6. I was very sneaky and copied and pasted it. :-)

  7. Découpage always solicits a response. It's the elitist beret the "e" wears.

  8. On my mac I hit option E then E. Fiancé!

  9. does your cell phone put the little thingie over the e when you write decoupage? Or are you just trying to impress us bloggers??

  10. I went back and looked. Bugs, the iPhone, did not go French on me. That was me trying to be swanky here in the blogidoon.


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